1. Two different forms of plaid in one outfit. I have yet to see someone accomplish rocking that, nor do I think I ever will. Feel free to prove me wrong
2. "I stayed up until twelve grading your papers last night." I was up until one last week writing it, so sorry I'm not eternally grateful. If you aren't prepared to grade the assignment; News flash, feel free not to assign it. You're welcome.
3. Please don't complain about receiving a low, "A" on a test after I just got finished admitting I failed it. Sorry your GPA just dropped from a 4.2 to a 4.1. Now no college will ever accept you. Have fun living in a cardboard box; I heard McDonald's hiring
4. Hating on Vegetarians. It doesn't matter how many times you tell me eating meat is a normal lifestyle.. I will never be able to consume heated up, rotting flesh. I don't feel right eating an object that once had the ability to walk and make noise. (I'm fully prepared to be a self proclaimed hypocrite; I still eat seafood)
5. "Wat r u doing?" If you aren't still shopping at Limited Two, dealing with voice cracks, and under 4'8'', please don't expect me to take you seriously. It really does not take that much time to add a couple extra letters. It might be time to reevaluate your life goals if you can't take the time to tell me you'll be right back, you love me, or in what manner you're laughing during an important conversation.
6. PDA- I deserve the right to go to class in peace, without needing to avert my eyes constantly. I'm glad you love each other, but please find a more appropriate place to do so. I'm quite sure you can manage eating lunch with your hands at least moderately to yourself.
7. Really, you love him? You've known him for two whole weeks? Congratulations. Last week's cringe worthy experience; over hearing about a newly acquired fiance. She had known him for two years, but met him because he was her ex-boyfriend's best friend, and her fiance and her had been dating for an entire month. Yes, he proposed to her on their one month anniversary. True love? My meager common sense causes me to doubt that.
8. Dress code- If my bare shoulder is really that much of a distraction; you probably have more things you need to worry about. My tights, shorts, knee highs, boots, tank top, and sweater are covering up a whole lot more than alot of my other, "dress code" outfits. There are some outfits that I one hundred percent agree do not belong at school, but two inches below fingertip is not an accurate way to define whether or not the attire is school appropriate.
9. Dealing with relationship problems via social media. Regardless of if it is a friendship problem, or a romantic one, your 900 plus Facebook friends do not need to be involved in it, nor do they probably care. Chances are you aren't that important.
10. Using social media to discuss illegal activity. Not only can I see that picture you just posted of your newly bought drug paraphernalia, but so can any person with the ability to google search your name, because chances are you didn't take the time to make your profile private. Future bosses will love to read about how drunk you were last weekend. That'll sure give you an advantage when you apply for your summer job.
5. "Wat r u doing?" If you aren't still shopping at Limited Two, dealing with voice cracks, and under 4'8'', please don't expect me to take you seriously. It really does not take that much time to add a couple extra letters. It might be time to reevaluate your life goals if you can't take the time to tell me you'll be right back, you love me, or in what manner you're laughing during an important conversation.
6. PDA- I deserve the right to go to class in peace, without needing to avert my eyes constantly. I'm glad you love each other, but please find a more appropriate place to do so. I'm quite sure you can manage eating lunch with your hands at least moderately to yourself.
7. Really, you love him? You've known him for two whole weeks? Congratulations. Last week's cringe worthy experience; over hearing about a newly acquired fiance. She had known him for two years, but met him because he was her ex-boyfriend's best friend, and her fiance and her had been dating for an entire month. Yes, he proposed to her on their one month anniversary. True love? My meager common sense causes me to doubt that.
8. Dress code- If my bare shoulder is really that much of a distraction; you probably have more things you need to worry about. My tights, shorts, knee highs, boots, tank top, and sweater are covering up a whole lot more than alot of my other, "dress code" outfits. There are some outfits that I one hundred percent agree do not belong at school, but two inches below fingertip is not an accurate way to define whether or not the attire is school appropriate.
9. Dealing with relationship problems via social media. Regardless of if it is a friendship problem, or a romantic one, your 900 plus Facebook friends do not need to be involved in it, nor do they probably care. Chances are you aren't that important.
10. Using social media to discuss illegal activity. Not only can I see that picture you just posted of your newly bought drug paraphernalia, but so can any person with the ability to google search your name, because chances are you didn't take the time to make your profile private. Future bosses will love to read about how drunk you were last weekend. That'll sure give you an advantage when you apply for your summer job.
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